R.I.P. Johnny Cochrane...

Today is a dark day for would be criminals all over the world, for they have lost one of their patron saints. Yes friends, I too was taken aback when I learned that the legendary Johnny Cochrane passed away today due to a brain tumor. Somehow, someway I have a feeling that O.J. will be giving the eulogy at the funeral.
I went to the city today to pick up my uniform for the Burger King promotion that I'll be working next week. Once again I'll be playing the role of a security guard, only this time, instead of guarding a vault I will be guarding a crash site. Apparently, there will be a huge breakfast sandwhich on top of a crushed N.Y. taxi. Man, what I wouldn't do for a buck. I just hope it doesn't rain when I'm standing out there, that would really suck.